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Shocking job description of the day. Wow!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Position: Freelance Jr. Illustrator (Hand Sketches)
Location: Manhattan
Status: Freelance
Estimated Duration: 2-3 days
Starts: This week
Rate: $12/hour

Job Description:
Our client is an internationally recognized retail brand in search of a freelance junior illustrator to assist during an upcoming brainstorming session.

You will be making hand-drawn sketches as the creative team discusses the layout and design of several mood boards for an upcoming agency pitch. This is a great brand to have on your resume, so if you’re available, let us know today!

We know this rate is low- but it’s a great opportunity (and isn’t working better than not working!)

If you feel you are qualified for this position please send your resume (and samples if applicable) to: xxxxxxxxx@xxxxx.com

Best wishes!

Creative XXXXXX

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If You Love Me, You Would Google Me

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Back in the dark ages of dating, you would have to take the word of your friends that the blind date they are setting you up with is not a psycho cat collector with a record. After the date from Hell, you would report back to your friends that if they ever tried to set up again you would strike them off your Christmas list or worse yet do the same to them…

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Fuck Yeah Sharks

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Brilliant peace of education about Cats at icanhascheezburger.com to Sharks at FuckyeahSharks

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